Well, I’ve been back at work in the heart of Brisbane for a week, making a depressingly slow ascent of the mountain of debt that is all I have to show for my little Oriental misadventure. Not much more than two weeks ago I was sleeping by the roadside, having prolonged and one-sided dialogues in my head, living off white bread and “peanut whip” (if I was lucky), walking from temple to temple in a bedraggled caravan of white-clad neo-pilgrims. And already Japan seems far more than a fortnight (”two weeks” for Americans) and an eight-and-a-half-hour flight away. I haven’t regretted being home for a second, and I sometimes have to remind myself what I did up there, how I lived up there, what I learned about myself and the Japanese up there, and why the hell I got my sorry arse out of there with no desire ever to return.
But I’m not ready to write about all that yet. I can barely even let myself think about it. So I’ll relay some of Ashioto’s latest couple of messages instead.
The first one, the main one, turned up in my in-box on June 11. It opened with a couple of haiku:
In deep Shikoku
a disturbance in the force:
An alien walks
I can empathise with the alien sentiment. I have never felt more like I didn’t belong than on the lonesome rural roads of Japan. Perversely, I felt invisible as well. You enter a convenience store where you know they have rarely, if ever, seen a non-Japanese face. You note the quick flash of unease in the face of the shop staff even as they dutifully offer you an unconvincing Irrasshaimase!; sometimes, with your back turned, you hear two females giggling quietly as though daring each other to serve the gaijin. But never, ever, will they attempt conversation with you, let alone ask you what brings you and your pack to this atrophying backwater. The relief as you exit the store is both palpable and mutual.
Let’s experience
sasa-induced psychosis
on the edge of cliffs
‘Sasa’ is bamboo-grass, or dwarf bamboo. Thickets, nay, jungles of the stuff engulf the understorey of some mountain forests
; sometimes the sasa is the forest. My hike along the ridge from the summit of Tsurugi-san led me, after a lengthy spell of tiresome lost-ness, into such a quagmire of dense, clinging, path-obscuring, waist-high sasa. It’s like dragging your legs through a swamp. When it’s late, and he doesn’t know exactly where he is, and he just wants to get his arse off the ridge and down to somewhere flat and open (preferably with a stream, a toilet and a convenience store nearby), the disgruntled hiker may find himself hurling unsavoury epithets at this detestable shrub, words I can’t repeat in a family site like Four Corners — but one of them rhymes with ‘trucker’.
Chris had just come down out of the mountains from Tsurugi and have to get out of town before dark. He was in Sadamitsu, where [Route]438 cuts the IC. ‘IC’, I think, means ‘interchange’, though I was never certain. But I know exactly where he was. There’s a michi no eki (”road station”) there where I spent a long, hot afternoon dodging the cleaner while I guerilla-charged my batteries, shaved, and stealth-bathed, writing haiku about the weirdos you always find in road stations in any country to pass the time (The boy drags his feet/As though they are a burden/Carried grudgingly…Like the cleaner here/I walk with a pronounced limp/But I limp faster…and my favourite, Excuse me, good sir/Is that a dog you carry/Or a monster rat?). I had spent the night under a bridge near the beautifully preserved indigo-merchant street of Udatsu, then followed the Yoshino, longest river in Shikoku, for half the day before turning inland. From an observation tower at the road station, I got my first view of distant Tsurugi-san along Rt 438:

Chris never climbed Tsurugi, which wasn’t actually one of our Waypoints. It sounds like he was pretty keen to get out of the centre of Shikoku and head to what passes for civilisation on the rim of the island:
Do I have some stories. Last shopped in Motoyama and been living on that since. The campsite at the west vine bridges was nice [I don't know what he means here -- I never knew there was a campsite at the westernmost, more touristy of the vine bridges] but set me back ¥700, leaving me ¥501. I was saving it for emergencies, like fuel, but the Oku-iya vine bridges cost ¥500 to enter [I was lucky -- nobody collected campsite money or vine-bridge money from me -- a typical tourist-trap scam] so I spent it on the waypoint. (My new motto is ‘Give yourself to the journey because no one will give anything to you.’) Luckily I was wise enough to go for the value pack of 600g soba, and…my Whisperlite is actually performing when I need it [Chris had problems with his brand-new stove from day one -- I've never heard of people having trouble with this supposedly invincible mountaineering stove]. I thought I needed it when I had an enforced zero alone in a mountain hut on Ishizuchi and it failed on me, but this time I really would’ve been eating raw soba. Lunch today was my last quarter of sprouting carrot, my last square of cheese, and the last squirt of your peanut whip [a parting gift -- I never wanted to see the stuff again, but he'd had trouble finding some]. About two days worth of food to see me the last 100 kays to Takamatsu.
Food was surprisingly difficult to come across in inland Shikoku. It sounds like a petty complaint, but more than once I went a few days or more without sighting a convenience store, and Chris and I agreed that our travels in the Japanese backwoods gave us a new appreciation for the Sunkus, the Lawson’s, the Family Mart and the Su-ri-efu (”3F”). Strangely, there are no 7-11s on Shikoku (they are on every street corner in Tokyo) — actually a major problem as they are the only konbini where a gaijin can access his savings account via an ATM. And the absence of a convenience store means some pretty horrific ‘meals’ scavenged from darkened ghost-town obasan stores, where potato chips and stale, month-old meron pan (melon-flavoured buns that taste, as my American friends would put it, “like ass”) were the most appealing choices. We traded lots of horror stories like these when we met up, agreeing that finding a Snickers bar, which packs a lot of pleasure and energy for a 120-yen investment, was like stumbing upon a gold nugget. If his stove is working, I hope he at least helps himself, as I suggested, to the odd cabbage leaf or spring onion from farmers’ fields. I don’t think they’ll miss them, if he’s subtle — and prolonged stealth-camping makes you very, very subtle.
Even before the food ran low, I had problems with exhaustion, of a kind I haven’t had for a few years… Only managed 5km from the west vine bridges before I had to sleep. Fortunately found the best campsite yet, a hidden beach below the highway on the Iya River, about a kay before Chiiori. Awesome. Between my nap and that night (turned into a zero) I slept 12 hours and was still tired.
Chris had been walking continuously for a lot longer than I when we met — I’d had that week of post-Hokkaido recuperation before Shikoku — and was noticeably slower when we were walking together, even taking my generally faster walking speed into account. Understandable. I felt pretty good for most of the month I walked through Shikoku, but obviously a poor diet doesn’t help your performace.
His visit to Chiiori, above, would only have added to his exhaustion. He couldn’t have afforded to stay the night there, which meant that he did the long, hard climb up the mountain to the place (it took me 57 minutes of fast walking) merely to retrieve the pointy pixie hat I’d left there, before backtracking down the damned mountain to the river — unless he scored a ride in the farm truck. Appreciated, Ashioto-san. That hat was worth it.
Did 35km today over 438 from near the Tsurugi chairlift. Despite everything I felt pretty good burning down the mountain with my belt cinched as far as it can go. I was on a mission: to get to Takamatsu to buy food, and get to Himeji by Saturday to meet Jean Yves. Even the Valley of the Suffocated Scarecrows and the Town of the Geriatric Zombies couldn’t slow me down for long.
Shikoku for some reason is riddled with scarecrows. Even the riverbanks near fishing spots are peopled with crude humanoid figures. I suppose fishermen don’t like to share:

I had an eerie encounter with the Suffocated Scarecrows myself. What an asset to the beauty of the area — and not a farm or garden in sight:

I’m glad Ashioto saw them as well. I doubt anyone would have believed me. As for the Geriatric Zombies, maybe he means these overworked labourers somewhere in the Iya Valley:

And then: I get to the shitty town of Sadamitsu around 5pm. I try my Australian VISA card at the post office on a whim, and — it works! Oh my ____-ing God, it works! And then I find a supermarket. The joy, the absolute joy. Four Snickers bars, icecream, pineapple…
Western readers might find it hard to comprehend the ecstasy Chris was experiencing here. We were both a hair’s breadth from true homelessness during our walks — I got out in time but he’s less than a third of the way through. And to make things even harder, we were in Japan. The country’s contradictions have perplexed thousands before us, but surely one of the most perplexing is how the second-largest economic superpower on the planet can have such a primitive, almost third-world banking system. I mean, you can’t even use a credit card in much of Tokyo — forget about it in rural Japan. ATMs are rare and erratic. Sending an international money order is an exercise in Patience and Tolerance that I always failed — I rarely left a post office when I wasn’t in a state approaching rage. When I think of the two or three times in Hokkaido and Shikoku when I was at my very lowest ebb, ready to murder somebody or call it all off and go home, I recall that problems accessing my own money were often at the root of the problem (in Hokkaido, after a half-hour ordeal in an urban post office, I was actually informed that it was no longer possible to send a money order home to cover some credit card payments — an exercise that takes about two minutes in Australia — and I left there limping, furious, and wondering if I’d taken a wrong turn and landed in Botswana. I ended up shoving about $700 worth of yen in an envelope and posting it home…). At least twice in Shikoku I was in a similar state to Chris — on one occasion I was down to 2,000 yen and was prevented from accessing my dwindling savings via a post office ATM because it was Sunday.
Christ, even typing these words is making me furious all over again.
Today is Saturday, and I was hoping Chris would in fact be in Himeji, another Waypoint, relaxing, enjoying the castle, and close to meeting Jean-Yves, a friend we ‘met’ via this site who lives in the Osaka area. Hopefully he can rest up there for a day or two. After Takamatsu, however, he still had to walk through the island of Shodoshima on the Inland Sea, to visit the Unshipped Rocks, another Waypoint. This was made more challenging by his not actually knowing where the Rocks are. We had packed up and hit the road in such a frantic state we never really got around to finding out. Luckily I was able to track down some vague directions on the internet and forward them to him — but I’m anticipating an entertaining read in his next post.
Anyway, better finish demolishing tonight’s share of the ¥4000 and crack open a chu-hi. 6.40pm and pouring rain, sitting in a bus shelter…
Ah, the good times. But don’t waste too much sympathy on Ashioto-san. He doesn’t have to go to work on Monday. And a couple of good friends and former colleagues (thanks, Nerolie and Natasha) and I have ensured he won’t be reduced to eating sprouting hunks of carrot for the next couple of weeks at least…
Yesterday’s brief message indicated that he was running rather behind schedule, but was at least having a ‘joyfull’ (sic) time eating on the northern coast of Shikoku:
Your generosity is going towards a good cause. My stomach thanks you. From Joyfull Restaurant, Takamatsu…
~ GOAT